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Illiterated definition

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.
(Normal definition of rain)

Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

(Illiterated definition of rain)

rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011
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hair-illiterate

not knowing how to do your hair
sammie is hair-illiterate everyday, and she's twig!!!
by amanda April 1, 2004
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illiterate

1. Someone who is stupid, a ridiculous person, someone who has no knowledge in the field of discussion.

2. Word used to mean getting crazy/Krunk/Hi-Fi but not being a big enough tool to say one of the mentioned words.

3. Saying something stupid

4. A person who can not read and write
1. That illiterate kid from the burbs blares Souljah Boy in his shitty van with rims. That kid said that Jay-Z is way better than Nas, he is illiterate.

2. We are gonna get so illiterate tonight that we will lose our sense of smell. "Lets get Krunk", "I would but I am not a fag so I am gonna get illiterate"

3. "Dave Chappelle is not as funny as Dane Cook", "Are you fucking illiterate? Yes he is."

4. Souljah Boy, Dolla, Fat Joe
by Ryan D Scott May 4, 2008
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illiterate

not able to read or write
nigga can you read this? damn your illiterate ass!
by Tiara =] October 14, 2008
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Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014
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emoji illiterate

Something to describe when someone can't understand emojis. Which reading an emoji isn't really that hard unless the message is all emojis.
Guy 1: Wtf does that mean?
Guy 2: omg ur so emoji illiterate
Guy 1: The message was one water drop, 3 laughing faces, 5 fires, 1 okay hand emoji and 100 emoji. The hell does that mean.
Guy 2: its obvious bro
by BoredBob May 20, 2016
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