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Kidnap

To seize and confine usually for a ransom. This can be done a few different ways: By force, by trickery, or by conking somone on the head and stuffing them in the trunk of your car.
The common tools used in a kidnapping are:
Ether
Guns
Knives
Candy
Don't forget though, when kidnapping someone try not to attack them while they're wearing high heeled shoes. They could wind up kicking you in the crotch/chest depending on your gender.
A common kidnap scene:

Mr. Doom: Hey kid, come over here.
Walter: What for mistah?
Mr. Doom: I want to give you something.
Walter: Okeedokee! ^_^
Mr. doom: *grabs kid and stuffs him into the trunk of his car*
Walter: Mmph...
Mr. Doom: I win. Huzzah!
by spaZmodius December 30, 2005
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Kidnapping

" Kidnapping isn't breaking the law, it's just surprise adoption!"
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Kidnapper's Deluxe

N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.
Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.
by Silentwatch January 11, 2009
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Kinga'd

When you go out to the bar and intend to go home at a decent hour but end up getting tricked into staying out until some ungodly hour.
We went to the bar last night and I intended to go home at 1 A.M. but I got Kinga'd into going to the Del Mar restaurant.
by P Muscat January 1, 2010
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Kinattumkara

I am taking a Kinattumkara for a walk.
by Miganda Susu October 28, 2013
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Kidnap

A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.
Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold
by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016
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kiana

kiana is very hilarious , powerful and strong girl. she cares very much for her friends but get on the bad side of her it will not be pretty . kiana has a side of her that is very dangerous but she can act totally opposite in school and with faimly.
friend: it's so boring with kiana not here
by lourdes martinez June 6, 2015
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