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The Khan

The name of a pose commonly used for profile pictures on social networking sites such as facebook. Typically 'The Khan' is performed by a shirtless male often covered in Man-lube where the male has one arm behind the head to accentuate the biceps. Another common practice when Khaning is to draw charcoal outlines around the area where the six-pack would be in an attempt to look like one of the spartans from the movie 300.

Variations of 'The Khan' include

'The 2 handed (or Double) Khan' where both hands are placed behind the head. (useful in those situations where 1 hand just isn't enough) and the ever-popular 'Inverted Khan'.
Man 1: What's the name of that pose you're doing on that picture tagged 'one for the ladies'?

Man 2: Where have you been, everyone knows The Khan.
by cptchopper August 25, 2008
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Genghis Khan

the man who killed so many people, fucked so many women, literally jumped over China's Great Wall and took over half of Eurasia while drinking warm milk from a bowl. ALL ON A HORSE.
Genghis Khan fucked so many women there's an 0.5% chance you're related to him.
by VistFist69 May 10, 2018
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khaing

Quiet but once you get to know her, you'll regret it. She wants everyone in her life to be happy and treated with respect because she knows how much it hurts to be treated like a worthless piece of trash
Khaing is a sweet girl and she's still going strong even though she once was treated like shit.
by Lilyfucking December 17, 2016
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Khan-Sexual

Ones extreme sexual preference for a man/woman with the name 'Khan'.
'Wow! Did you know that Sam came out as Khan-Sexual?'
by THE SENATE March 12, 2017
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Haris Khan

This lulli/chos is famously known for his feat on the road, including a pancake and his car. He is eternally bonded to his BMW sport 1 series with LED lights, despite multiple incidents on the road involving his lulli and a broken front axle. Give this chos a car and he'd somehow end up sticking his lulli inside of it.

Asian reincarnation of Mr Tumble.
Example 1: I just crashed my BMW 1 series into a lamp post. I'm such a Haris Khan
Example 2: Yo 'person 1' are you thinking of going to that thing next week? I heard they were *speaks in waffle*.
Example 3: BLooody Khan
by SmallLulliHarisBMW1Series December 13, 2021
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karna

Some body who is exeptionaly sexy
You look like a Karna!!!
by exhortshyer October 6, 2003
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Khan Academy

A free online learning platform that magically instills you with concepts and knowledge in a matter of seconds from the comfort of your own room as opposed to a matter of semesters in a stinky classroom. Often chastised by teachers and professors for an alleged lack of interaction when in fact their actual contempt arises from Khan Academy's remarkable ability to underscore their incompetency.
Argh, I don't understand my calculus homework and I'm failing the class, argh.

*visits Khan Academy, watches 3 minute tutorial on indefinite integration*

*now an expert on indefinite integration, now has A+ in the class*
by btp August 30, 2012
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