Dingus Khan

one whose actions call into question the competence/mental capacity of said person

Joe: "I got chlamydia after I fornicated with your sister."
Mike: "Way to go Dingus Khan."

by your baby's daddy September 1, 2003

kankles

Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.

Look, Mary! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles! It's a kanklet!

by attentionwhore April 22, 2004

Kanksha

Very very smart human being. She can act and is overall a great friend, human being and person.

Wow. I just hung out with kanksha... she’s so nice!

by ADO234RA August 4, 2019

Sameer Khan

Sameer Khan is a social media influencer and star prodigy inside the world of India. Mr. Sam Khan is widely known for having over 17,000 followers.

He is also soon to be on national television and the face of worldwide history.

Sameer Khan is a worldwide legend!

by Jason Ariuende April 2, 2020

7 girls 1 pair of khaki shorts

A nice evening at the beach (has to be 65 degrees Fahrenheit so you can see their nipples). A party of 8 walking through the sand barefoot with 7 girls and 1 nicely dressed man who had to do it to em.

I can't wait to go 7 girls 1 pair of khaki shorts this weekend!

by Begonethotticus March 20, 2018

Kankle Lock

The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.

The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.

Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."

by RobTheReef July 4, 2009

Dingus Khan

Someone that is the king of spaz/craziness, and liked in doing so. Derived from the dude Genghis Khan.

Gary: You know that kid with A.D.D.? John I think his name is?
Patrick: Yeah. That kid's a regular Dingus Khan.

by YapmelkXela October 16, 2009