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Going Kenyan

Verb.
Def 1. To run like a kenyan.

Def 2. To run for your freedom.

Can have Going, Went, Or About to go in front of saying.
Ex. 1. John won the race because he went Kenyan.

Ex. 2. Guy 1: I heard you got caught shoplifting.

Guy 2: Yea, but i went Kenyan on those rent a cops and got away.

Ex. 3. "Hold on... Im going Kenyan"
by xmorpheus24x April 16, 2009
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kenyan pop tart

When someone tosses someones salad and the person recieving the rim job blows diorrhea in the other persons face. Ewwww!
I was was licking out this bitch, then without warning, she gave me a kenyan pop tart.
by haheho September 4, 2008
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kenyan grandfather rolex

A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike
mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy
by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010
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Kenyan Car wash

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.
" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"
by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009
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Kenyan

by Brolyn December 11, 2017
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Kenyan tomato pie

The sexual art during which a woman blows bread crumbs down a man's ass cheeks while squishing tomatoes between her boobs, which she later puts behind the man's ears.
After Little Johny got an A+ in all his classes, the student teacher made him stay after class and gave him a Kenyan tomato pie.
by jackiechansfirstwife December 9, 2008
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Kenyan Bull Riding

when a guy is doggie styling a girl and you tell her that you have HIV or some sort of std and it is how long you can keep on riding her
lastnight i went Kenyan Bull Riding for like 5 seconds then she slapped me and ran
by Hoserrr March 20, 2008
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