kean university

Kean University, located in the state of New Jersey, is a public university divided into three campuses.

It’s definition, in simplistic form, is “a joke .”
What’s Kean University?

That’s that joke of a school in New Jersey

What’s Kean University?
A joke.
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Eddie Keane Part 2

Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”

People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!

Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!

Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!

He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.

“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.

Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
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Eddie Keane Part 2

Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”

People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!

Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!

Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!

He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.

“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.

Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
Eddie Keane part 2, what song you gonna sing us next sun shine?
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Keane

You're so Keane that's why I have a crush on you.
by yankeane October 29, 2019
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Keane

The worst boy in existence.
Complete dick head.
Goes to cologne international school.
He is so Keane.
by admi12 August 26, 2022
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Keane

mentally challenged person, maybe a smartasss. he gets angry, pissy mood, I don’t know. he can be smart but 50% of the time is stupid and other 50 smart
me: did you see keane?
you: The moron or the smart ass? he’s been stupid today
me: facts
by coolguy55659 February 28, 2022
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