Kale

One Dumb Bastard. Suffers Homophobia and Germaphobia.

Dammit Kale, you are one dumb bastard.

by Sam Jackson January 16, 2005

Kale

A member of a now-gay clan. Awesome d00d who loves to write shiat. I make fun of his name now and then. Likes to pick on Eric.

Dude, Kale, OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BARBEQUE?!

by Age1 December 29, 2004

Kale

Kale rhymes with gay.

Kale, you're so gay dude.

by InvertedZebra April 15, 2020

Kale

An extremely dumb nigger that chucks spears all day long with extreme enthusiasm and niggerdum. Can also be found in nature as a Do Do bird if it were still alive.

"ah man would you look at that nigger over there yelling at them honkeys. That must be one of them Kales. damn them dirty spear chucken niggers!"

by The Mysterious Boner November 1, 2008

Kale

an occasionally attractive southern dude who sucks at making bets and thinks basiounys are the hottest goddamn thing alive. never knows what the homework is and sucks dick at bluff.

that douchebag is a total kale.

by lancatttyyy April 26, 2010

kaled

A guy with no hairline and a guy who puts himself on top of everyone else.

Person 1: That kaled looks so sad
Person2: It's probably because he ain't got a hairline

by Superlitfamboy June 8, 2018

kale ;(

A very gay boy who sits there fapping to r6 characters all day

Wow what a Kale ;(

by Cheese man January 8, 2020