An incredibly ugly newborn human. Named for the porcelain baby doll created in the likeness of Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, to commemorate his birth.
by Ula Barber January 08, 2008
a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.
"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"
by dirtystan August 08, 2006
noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP
"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"
by Kp-hater August 16, 2006
These steroids will make your dick bigger. Did you know that these steroids will make the other people around him bend down and choke on something-- :|
OR it could make you high
OR it could make you high
by Kaiser Steroids Inc. March 05, 2021
by Superdonkey2 January 06, 2022
That man is a Kade Kaiser
by Hehehshbejzjdbb March 11, 2020