An incredibly ugly newborn human. Named for the porcelain baby doll created in the likeness of Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, to commemorate his birth.
by Ula Barber January 14, 2008
Get the Kaiser Babymug. a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.
"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"
by dirtystan August 8, 2006
Get the Kaiser Sozemug. noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP
"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"
by Kp-hater August 17, 2006
Get the kaiser permanentemug. A sex move invented in Pre-Nazi Germany, involving at least 6 people and an IQ of over 130. Not much is known about this, but its difficulty has been compared to rocket science. Not to be confused with the Kinky Kaiser, Classroom Kaiser and the Steaming Kaiser.
Me: Hey man
Friend: Hey, sorry I'm late today, I was in history class the other day and stumbled onto the secret of the Cheeky Kaiser. I'm hooked.
Friend: Hey, sorry I'm late today, I was in history class the other day and stumbled onto the secret of the Cheeky Kaiser. I'm hooked.
by Claza September 30, 2011
Get the The Cheeky Kaisermug. Usually a male person, that just began hitting puberty.
A Kaiser Imnop is usually very rude on the internet, and disrespectuful.
A Kaiser usually deosn't accept bad criticism in anyway, so he just blames on you.
Also, most of the humanity hates this rare, french species of Kaiser.
A Kaiser Imnop is usually very rude on the internet, and disrespectuful.
A Kaiser usually deosn't accept bad criticism in anyway, so he just blames on you.
Also, most of the humanity hates this rare, french species of Kaiser.
by random_yes_random_person October 22, 2017
Get the Kaiser Imnopmug. 
by Hehehshbejzjdbb March 11, 2020
Get the Kade Kaisermug.