jalapeño dick

1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers (for fresh salsa, etc.)without using latex gloves. The condition is worsened by washing the area with warm soapy water.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.

1. John missed the second half of the Super Bowl due to a bad case of jalapeño dick.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.

by salsero63 January 12, 2008

Jvalaj

A being with a mixture of great personality, an exceptional sense of humor, a sharp mind, and a cute face. They are extremely extroverted with their close friends and have the ability to understand anyone. They love to make everyone happy. They might not be the know-it-all but are constantly learning and improving themselves. They never get any bitches because of their own stupidity.

Ellie: Man this guy is so funny, gentle, and smart at the same time, he must be a Jvalaj!
Guy: Haha, your mom!
Ellie: He really is a Jvalaj...

by Jergan Adnaul May 25, 2022

Jalalalala

n. exclamation made by tribal persons in reverence of triumph.

After a victory in battle, the warriors all came together and exclaimed "jalalalala" with triumph.

by fernandot February 6, 2010

jalafapening

After you get done chopping and stuffing jalapenos and get the sudden urge to rub one off. Then realize it was a huge mistake and your penis is on fire.

Bro 1:Bruh I was watching cougar town while prepping my jalapenos. Show was lit so I went and masturbated after and now my dick is on fiya
Bro2: Bruh you just had a Jalafapening.

by L1tdragon January 12, 2017

jalapeno blowjob

When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.

My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.

by Drewski Laflair June 15, 2017

jalandis

The person that has a uncommon name but could steal yo bitch at any moment of the day.

That man Jalandis fucked my girl last night

by Beware of words October 18, 2018

Jalani

A boy who warms the one he loves heart, loyal, respect . Get yourself a Jalani and see how your love life will change.

Jalani is the best.

by anonymous February 14, 2021