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jumper shower

The act of doing various leg workouts in a hot shower. This is usually done by jumpers who want to gain leg strength. Typically, you wash your face, do a series of calf raises, wash your hair, do a series of calf raises, wash your body, do a series of calf raises, and so on. The heat from the shower relaxes the muscles and works them out better than outside of a shower.
"You going to jump 6' 4" this year, man?"

"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."
by Black Nate October 8, 2007
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Monkey Jumper

slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
by faith rachel March 12, 2019
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Getting jumped

The act of being assulted by a large number of individuals
Mahito is getting jumped by Yuji and Nanami
by Caladhir July 31, 2023
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Border Jumper

Anybody of Mexican descent. The name was given to them because many of the non-English speaking Mexicans came into this country illegally, which in other words, "jumped the border" thus earning them the nickname Border Jumper
Que te lasima que casa a hola nuevos?
What the fuck did you just say you border jumper?!?!
by Julio August 10, 2004
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Bridge Jumper

A person of such mental retardation that they attempt to jump off the bridge in Tol Barad Peninsula to escape fatal pvp combat.
Wow, did you guys just see my man Darkcheddar go full Bridge Jumper trying to get away from Manglespam as he was pushing his shit in.
by Fauxven March 4, 2011
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jumped

to be attacked by two or more people
Did you hear Steve got jumped at the club last night?
by Gerard Irick June 12, 2009
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smoke jumper

A white woman with the insatiable hunger for the black rod. Even though they will be paying for the meals, and the nights out at 'da club', and taking her share of beatings, the smoke jumper will continue to date black guys, especially after she has a half breed baby, considering no white man would want her ruined gash after she has a black guy in her.
"Dude, that chick's a smoke jumper, and her boyfriend's in jail. I'll bet her father's really proud."
by Frank Hotdog November 11, 2006
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