Jums

Acronym for Jaguar's Utmost Malleable Song.
When a girl has a really stretchy vagina.

" Dude, I hooked up with a girl last night, age had the biggest jums I've ever seen!"

by HazelMcM May 02, 2018

Jum

Jammed cum.

Hey Billy, looks like we ran out of strawberry jam, you want some jum instead?

by HoochRiddler January 19, 2022

Jum Knucker

Someone who's pretty lame. Not cool.

Dude: "Hey who switched on me?"
Woman: "Oh, it was Oliver."
Dude: "Ugh, what a friggin' Jum Knucker."

by crayonpuff March 06, 2022

Jumming

When you Cum, Lactate, Poop, Pee, Squirt, and Vomit at the same time

Person 1: bro I was jumming hard last night
Person 2: dude what the fuck

by Big man1001 February 25, 2023

Jumming

The act of manipulation of a flaccid penis, colloquially known as “beating your meat soft”

I can’t get up, but we could have jumming sesh if that’s ok?

by MysteryGuy108 June 29, 2024

Shlum jum

Referring to marijuana (aka pot) dab, it is oil which is lumpy and out of place. Some might even say it doesn't make sense why it ever took the form it did, but then again isn't dabbing an art?

Look at that shlum jum on the end of that braided dab.

by Shlumjum September 05, 2018

Jumming Mission

To Jum. A very funny term that is the name of a google play store version of the PSP port of "Crash Of The Titans".

Caddicarus couldn't do a Jumming Mission because his phone was gay

by V1rginEarz January 26, 2024