Jaffa cake

A sexual act where you lick your partners ear and proceed to lick out the orange ear wax and immediately stick your ear wax tongue in your partners asshole creating the orange brown delight similiar to a jaffa cake.

Hey wanna go get some ice cream? Nah im gonna take a Jaffa cake from Susan.

by StrangerLittleDanger January 17, 2019

Jaffa

An Australian originated slang word for Aboriginal. The term comes from the stereotype that when an Aboriginal steals a car he will always try to obtain the red one, hence the relation to a Jaffa, red on the outside and brown on the inside.

"Oi Jack! Have a look at the Jaffas by the parking lot, better lock your shit up real well today"

by 7Downeys February 16, 2017

Jaffa cake

some 1 who has ginger hair but has dyed it brown, this is the stage inbetween colourings wen the ginger starts 2 grow through!

'Oh my god look at shauns jaffa cake'

by Lauren p March 1, 2007

jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.

Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.

by applebottomjeans March 15, 2008

Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019

Jaffa

In British slang it means someone that has a low sperm count. Jaffa is an orange that is seedless (hence the name)

Also in Britain Jaffa Cakes are a type of biscuit/cake that are chocolate covered with a fruit inside

In British slang it can also mean someone with red hair

Bill: Can you have kids?
Terry: Nah, I'm a Jaffa
Bill: What do you mean?
Terry: I'm seedless

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Bill: I'm hungry
Terry: Want some Jaffa cakes?

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Bill: You are a prat
Terry: Well you're a jaffa head
Bill: Don't make fun of gingers!

by CupOfTeaz October 6, 2009

Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019