The Jordan Breyer

Get Caleb in your room by yourself. Start licking his butthole and performing oral sex while he poops on your face.

Do you have some tic tacs? I just did the Jordan Breyer.

by Jordan Breyer May 5, 2011

The Jordan of

A shout out to Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. It refers to a person who is the best in his/her chosen field.

Can you believe that birdie he made on the 18th hole to win?? He's totally The Jordan of Golf.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2015

michael jordan

An electrifying basketball superstar who transformed the pathetic Chicago Bulls into 6-time world champions. ESPN voted him the number one athlete of the century. Every game Jordan would do something spectacular and for 13 seasons he captivated crowds with gravity defying dunks, inspired defence, and dramatic game-winning shots. Every season Jordan improved his game and remained a step ahead of his many foes.

Dude, last night John Starks talked some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

by Mack C January 16, 2007

Jourdan

Jourdan is a sweet, loving person. He’s great at poetry and knows exactly how to sweep you off of your feet. He may not always know what to say, but he has his own special way of showing you that he loves you. Jourdan is a very intelligent, funny, laid back person. He’s very shy to new people but once he gets to know them, he's quite funny and loves to crack jokes. Not only is he a great boyfriend, he's a very loyal friend.

Man, Jourdan is such a great person.

by cherrypannightcore February 6, 2015

Jordan van der Chys

Is attractive, cute, sweet, nice, hilarious. Pretty much anything a girl could ask for! (: Would be amazing to employ and is just all round the best thing that is going around today.

Person1: Hey, what's your name?
Person2: Jordan van der Chys.
Person1: I love you. Forever!!!!!!!!!

by PinKladybugs October 10, 2011

JORDAN BRO

THE MOST EGGIC BRO EVER! don't mess jordan or you will get the fist of fury. CEO OF THE WORD EGGIC

Friend 1: who the new kid
Friend 2: it's JORDAN BRO, HE"S SO EGGIC

by EGG BRO July 16, 2020

Higgs-Jordan

(noun) Nearly invisible elementary particle that interrupts the standard operation of electronic devices including, but not limited to phones, mp3 players, laptops, and automobiles.

Most common usage is as a reference to the Higgs-Jordan Effect, a phenomenon marked by the realization that your devices no longer work properly, and you are otherwise unable to determine the cause.

Often accompanied by a pickle, the elementary unit of FAIL.

"I broke the build, but I swear I didn't do anything wrong."
"Dude, it's the Higgs-Jordan Effect"

by HCSS January 11, 2009