by Joseph Whales November 7, 2022
Get the Joenatomy mug.A non-specific insult. Term of mockery. Does not reffer to any actual part of the human anatomy, despite it's phalic sounding roots or imagery. A jobend is a jobend is a jobend.
"You're a jobend!"
"That man has no jobend."
"Uh-oh, my jobend is leaking."
"Hand me my jobend, I'm hungry."
"That man has no jobend."
"Uh-oh, my jobend is leaking."
"Hand me my jobend, I'm hungry."
by Staffleputs August 2, 2007
Get the Jobend mug.by Brunes May 3, 2009
Get the Joben mug.noun- an underground group of terrorist Japanese penguins who've been plotting the hostile take over of our Canadian neighbors to the north. They love to Salsa. Oh yeah...
It's getting near dark.
When lights close their tired eyes.
I'll soon be wiJAPENGUINS!!!
Japenguin Attack!!!
When lights close their tired eyes.
I'll soon be wiJAPENGUINS!!!
Japenguin Attack!!!
by Brian Henneberry December 8, 2007
Get the japenguins mug.A song originally written by Dolly Parton about a woman with flaming red hair with whom Dolly's man is obsessed. In the song she pleads with Jolene not to steal her man.
The White Stripes do such a kickass version of Jolene you almosst forget Jack White is begging a woman not to take his man.
by violentchick15 November 8, 2007
Get the jolene mug.by Kozols August 15, 2012
Get the Jorens mug.Jolene is like Aurelia
She is radiant, and lights up a room with her beautiful smile and amazing green/blue eyes. Blonde long hair soft to the touch that any guy can’t help but run their fingers threw. She spends her days in sunlight and love. Will steal your heart but unlike aurelia she will not break it. She is a Demi god that is part human and does make mistakes but will own up to them. She is 100% loyal and almost to honest. Is too nice to others it’s almost her weakness. Any man would be lucky to have her but they never see it untill it’s too late. She holds her friends close like they are family. But puts her man above them and even her own children at times. She is often taken advantage of but will never change who she is and what she believes in. She will only love once and that will change everything she thought about love and how she even acted towards that man. That man will change everything and only time will tell what that man will do with her heart. Treat her the way you want to be treated.
She is radiant, and lights up a room with her beautiful smile and amazing green/blue eyes. Blonde long hair soft to the touch that any guy can’t help but run their fingers threw. She spends her days in sunlight and love. Will steal your heart but unlike aurelia she will not break it. She is a Demi god that is part human and does make mistakes but will own up to them. She is 100% loyal and almost to honest. Is too nice to others it’s almost her weakness. Any man would be lucky to have her but they never see it untill it’s too late. She holds her friends close like they are family. But puts her man above them and even her own children at times. She is often taken advantage of but will never change who she is and what she believes in. She will only love once and that will change everything she thought about love and how she even acted towards that man. That man will change everything and only time will tell what that man will do with her heart. Treat her the way you want to be treated.
1-“What did you do last night after I left?”
2-“I met a girl”
1-“Oh really? What’s she like?”
2-“She’s a real Jolene, no other words will explain any better then that!”
2-“I met a girl”
1-“Oh really? What’s she like?”
2-“She’s a real Jolene, no other words will explain any better then that!”
by Yo_Jo-jo December 4, 2018
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