jonk

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.

*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"

by anonymous December 8, 2024

jonk

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth

layman's terms: to make shit up

I am not going to google everything you guys send on here. I am juat going to start jonking it.

by jonk9000 April 25, 2025

Jonk

When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.

“Hey dude wanna jonk”
“I’m straight”

by Jonkingisreal April 28, 2024

Jonking

Beating it under the influence

She (or he) left me last night so I ended up jonking it

by Jorkmaster March 30, 2025

Jonk

it’ll sort out different strands of proteins and nucleotides to figure out how similar they are

What your learning? That’s Jonk for you.

by 1838;88384; January 16, 2024

Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

Jonks

People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.

I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.

by Leadworked June 1, 2018