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Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you
by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017
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Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"
"You've got to be jonking me."
by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023
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Jonk

To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.
Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."
by Judy Hench February 11, 2021
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Jonks

People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.
I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.
by Leadworked June 1, 2018
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Jonk

When something or someone is stiff, awkward, bad, peak, rough etc
"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"

"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"
by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022
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Jonks

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.
by LouiluvK May 22, 2022
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JONK

The Joy Of Not Knowing
"Whether it is taken as a whole-school approach, or mere elements of it are used by a sole practitioner in their own classroom, JONK can help change attitudes of negativity and fear towards the learning process, thus revolutionizing learning as we know it today—a much-needed shake-up that all schools should strive to achieve."
by Super Saki July 26, 2022
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