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jonk

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.
*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.
guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.
by ligmasigma August 27, 2025
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Gay Jonk

You're a Gay Jonk you goon!
by Dezirehercules September 19, 2025
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Jonk

It's what the jonkler does...
Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr
by AxelAceArmitage March 5, 2025
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Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo
“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend
by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025
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Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating
by necobunny August 7, 2024
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Jonking

She (or he) left me last night so I ended up jonking it
by Jorkmaster March 30, 2025
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