Joner

To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.

I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!

by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025

joner

the definition of joner...it’s just a word like “garbage” it doesn’t mean garbage though

“omg look at that man he looks like a joner”
“i wanna leave this town its so joner”
“i have a joner feeling about this”

by Isabella Ninos April 11, 2021

Joner

A boner created from Jean pants. Girls and boys both experience this conundrum and it’s very obvious.

“I got a major joner rn…”
“Wtf man”
“I love the Joner brothers!”

by Delaney likes mangos February 22, 2023

Joner

It’s when your boner breaks through your skin and it becomes a Joner!

Doctor:This man’s boner became a joner!

by Wingle3000 November 19, 2022

Joner

Joner the boner will shag his mates missus and feel no guilt, dipping back in whenever it suits him, a love god to the local slappers only Babber to go for the full set.

Did you see Joner the boner last night, he pummelled her crusty kebab big time.

by Stagman leo October 10, 2019

Kennona-Joner

"Kennona-Joner" : A euphemism or sneaky way to say "Corona Virus".

Guy number 1 : Near guy number 2 spits on the ground near guy number 2.

Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"

by Liquid Disrespect May 22, 2025

Joner

A boner you got from looking at a person named jonah.

When Jonah walked in the room I got a joner.

by Ballsaq123 November 30, 2022