jonathon baek

A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.

"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"

by KaironeyBaloney May 15, 2019

Jonathon

he is a nice ass boy who is hot as fuck. he's cute and all the girls will like him. he will date only one of them when he does all the other girls will get mad.

ALL THE GIRLS: oh, Jonathon is sooo cute, i want to just crawl over him like crazy

by Jonathons Hoes November 11, 2019

Jonathon

Jonathon another word retard

Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon

Basically another word for retard

Tom: “hey 2+2=5!”

Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s four you Jonathon”
Tom: “oh”

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon

Jonathon a Funny, cute,and nice Guy. He plays sports and is very fast. Most the girls like him for having muscles and his sense of humor. He plays lots of video games at home with his friends on his computer. Although, some girls know him for having a small private. He is a very honest guy and would be good to be friends with.

Bell: OMG Jonathon is so cuteee! Your lucky to have him as your bf.
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed

by TheTruthIsToBeTold May 8, 2018

jonathon

Pronounced JON-uh-THON.

An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.

Can also refer to the training itself.

Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."

Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."

by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020

Jonathon Rumble

The greatest man in history. Someone who is better than someone else in every way, and everyone aspires to be like

"Oh he's so cool, he's such a Jonathon Rumble"

by Slice of pizza on toast September 10, 2020