Johnorrhea

A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.

Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?

Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.

Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.

by b-tox May 23, 2012

JohnCreed

To keep looking up words on Urban Dictionary. Addicted to Urban Dictionary. Someone who is constantly searching for adult humor on Urban Dictionary.

Dude, did you just search "falafel" on Urban Dictionary? Cant believe you are such a JohnCreed!

by Melissa1989 September 29, 2015

#JohnHarmsGate

John Harms was a man who expressed his disdain for the phenomenon of the "Gate" Suffix being affixed to any new scandal. In his original comment on a YouTube video by Sargon of Akkad covering a media smear campaign of Milo Yiannopoulos his replies were all sarcastic gate suffixes many of which mocked him by making the #JohnHarmsGate a phenomenon and Mr. John Harms a "Living Meme".

Original YouTube comment:
"You know what I wish? I wish people would stop using the "gate" suffix whenever something fucking happens."

John Harms: "I wish people would stop using the "gate" suffix whenever something fucking happens."

YouTube comments: #SuffixGate #GateGate #NoMoreGates #StopUsingGateGate #JohnHarmsGate

by Tricky_Dick February 22, 2017

johnaja

The prettiest, realist, most perfect person someone could ever meet🤷🏽 ♀️

"I can't beilive i met johnaja and got to talk to her"

by prettyassasia March 13, 2017

Johnatan

A big dick savage ass nigga that dont play about anything.......... he also from da hood keep a stick ..........hilltop of the west and he fucked yo bitch last night "(DONT TRUST HIM ROUND YO BITCH)"

I love Johnatan So much, he is the craziest person ever!

by BossBitchMami100 December 12, 2019

Johnathanz Storiez

Johnathanz Storiez is the HIT YouTuber who makes really fun and engaging Roblox videos. Johnathanz Storiez has a massive fanbase consisting of a younger audience.

Hey Alex! Look at this new video uploaded by Johnathanz Storiez!! He really says "Sticking out your GYATT rizzler! You're so Skibidi! You're so fanum tax! I just wanna be your Sigma!!!!!!"

by Egg in my Nut November 7, 2023

elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

by Gatalicious September 20, 2007