A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.
by ahc5035 June 21, 2010
Get the jokeasaurus mug.A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.
Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."
"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."
"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
by HSstudent April 10, 2012
Get the Jochamism mug.Jocelyn is and amazing girl and she is very kind. She is beautiful, though she denies it. She is likely part of the LGBQ+ community, and likes to be professional, yet funny. She enjoys learning things and loves most of her teachers. Whether she is your friend or partner, you are very lucky to have her!
by Raebay March 25, 2019
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by Anon3390 February 11, 2013
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Get the jocelynn mug.The girl named jocelyn, im sure she is misunderstood a lot. Once you met her I promise she's the most honest & loyal person you've ever meet. Keep her by your side because you should know she'll always be with you but if you do something small that she hates then youre done because she'll secretly hate you and somehow find a way to end the friendship. It'd take awhile but she'll find a way to lose you. As for her shes very independent she keeps her feelings inside because she feels as if no one will understand her and no one will help her the way she wants to get help. Shes also a big overthinker. Tell her many times that shes okay and that everything shes doing is alright not unless shes gonna lose hope. Tell her you love her multiple times and show it to her.
Friend 1: oh jocelyn? Shes one of the best. She is so honest with everything! Trust me she'll always be there ♡
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