A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 04, 2011
by Name Twin August 01, 2017
I have no clue what I'd do without Joanne De La Garza-Petrarca
by DeathCrush May 02, 2022
by donkmonster May 27, 2021
Similarly to the word Karen, Joanne would be used to describe middle aged white women who are TERFs, named after J.K Rowling and her transphobic rhetoric.
Person 1: I just spent an hour arguing with a woman about trans women not being men
Person 2: Wow what a Joanne
Person 2: Wow what a Joanne
by SuddenlyPigeons March 03, 2022
Upon wearing dolphin pants a woman may become a friskier version of herself! In this case, she is considered a Joanne.
by Oh my guac! April 23, 2022
An amazing girl who always puts others before herself no matter how much she is struggling. She has an awesome personality with a sweet innocent side and a 'don't fuck with me' side. She doesn't stand for disrespect and will always stand up for herself and others. She is brave like a tiger and doesn't go sour very easily.
by That one nice human May 31, 2022