swagger jacked

To steal one's swagger; copy or imitate actions, saying, or personal habits

Justin just swagger jacked Jon's sayings

by notDerekorCraig November 3, 2011

BUTT JACKED

Unpermitted taking of one's anus for another's pleasure, without consent.

When a bunch of gay guys get you drunk, and you black out, and the next night you wake up sore and bleeding from your bung hole, with your pants around your ankles...homeboy...you got BUTT JACKED

by lilpoindexter June 3, 2009

jacked up

1. not working properly or as intended.
2. having used a large quantity of speed, cocaine, or other amphetamine.
3. cut or lacerated by means of a make-shift knife or blade. see SKIV
4. In generally poor or injured condition.

sense "1": "This is so JACKED UP! She said she'd be here at eight!"
sense "4": "I want to play, but my shoulder's still JACKED UP from last weekend.

by mainframe October 31, 2003

jacked up

In the military, to be given a stern talking-to by an NCO for some offense or omission.

"We all got jacked up this morning for calling him 'sergeant-major' instead of RSM."
"On course they'll jack you up if you aren't wearing dress uniform in your ID photo."

by HellHound May 6, 2015

Tea Jacked, ala mode

The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.

Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!

by DSatch1 December 30, 2009

App-jacked

When one of your friends on MySpace or Facebook installs a stupid application like "Send an endangered invertebrate" which then proceeds to hijack their address book and spam everyone.

Jimmy: Hey, I just got a message from Susie on FaceSpace that all my pictures are on some website! What the fuck!

Julie: Oh, ignore that, we all got that message. Susie got app-jacked.

by cm_gagnon January 3, 2009

Diesel Jacked

Seen to have explosive, ripped muscles beyond any recognition.

Joey Porter, a man among boys, is Diesel Jacked.

Ronnie Coleman is diesel jacked.

by Joshua Trant January 29, 2009