Jesaloous

When a boyfriend is jealous of an actor or otherwise famous person considered good looking by his girlfriend.

Brendon is jesaloous of Jensen Ackles' good looks.

by Kelsinator December 9, 2008

Jésagodism

Jésagodism jé-say-god-ih-zum is an acceptance religion where God, Jesus, and Satan are all worshipped and loved equally. It is focused on the beliefs that everyone is equal no matter what race, sexuality, gender, profession, intellect, income, sex, illnesses etc. and that instead of hate to be spread, it is focused specifically on spreading love, acceptance, reassurance, and support. The buildings in which jésagodists practice the religion are called godaéj's, and Sundays are the religious events in which the jésagodists come to practice and/or go to Sunday school. Our Sunday school program consists of a ball pit for recess and Dunkin Donuts served for breakfast to all children. They will learn early in their life to accept everyone and not to judge those who are not interfering in their personal daily lives. Sherly Temples will be served as the blood of Christ and garlic bread in small portions served as the skin of Christ. A rock band will perform each song that is supposed to play on that day of the week, and cursing is allowed no matter how young the age. Our bible will be in a rough copy eventually, but for now you can find it published on Wattpad (continuously) to learn about more of the things Jésagodism offers if you join this religion! The Pope is Kaylee and the Holy Daddies are Lea and Becca.

"Oh man, Jésagodism is the least offensive religion out there!"

by Pope Kae February 2, 2017

jensay

The great lord of memes. With a body of a greek god the very earth shakes and quakes under his mighty rule. He's face garners respect from every angle and his jawline cuts like a samurai sword. So basically just a sick cunt.

Say 3 prayers to Jensay to get in to minecraft when you die.

by TheDeadRocket May 7, 2018

Jesahi

When you have feelings for a girl and are called out for it, but don't make a move on her.

Human 1: *To Human 2's crush* Human 2 has liked you for like a month.
Human 2:

Human 1: *to human 2* I completely set you up.
Human 2:
Human 1: Stop being a Jesahi and make your move.

by The Pineapple Man December 11, 2018

Jesauce

The type of thing you say when something stupid or amazing occurs. A refference to Jesus Christ and sauce. Preferably

it would be said with an nigerian accent.

Michael: There are 37 stars on the american flag
Jack: Jesauce

Random gymnast: *Does a 360 tripple backflip*

Dikembe: Jesauce

by -Booty Warrior- February 28, 2019

Jenesah

Jenesah is a loveable idiot that will get you into trouble but will always be there for you. Jenesah is a beautiful girl with brown eyes and hair and very well dressed. she acts out a lot but that’s what makes her fun that’s why it’s wonderful to be a best friend with one Also a very funny and pretty girl.

guy 1: oh jenesah is crazy!
guy 2: i know right man i wished i was her friends because she’s so beautiful and hilarious

by jamonsito September 30, 2019

jesavelle

Jesavelle is like a goddess with a very unique beauty. She is someone who makes you fall in love with in just a short period of time of knowing her. A very smart and talented goddess with her own kind of perfection. Someone may be envious of what she has. Jesavelle is a very loyal and faithful girlfriend. Don't ever lose someone like Jesavelle!

Someone is willing to catch her if you break her so don't ever lose her. She is someone who can give you so much happiness and sadness if you do anything wrong. She is someone's strength and weakness.

A very gorgeous goddess you can live with! Find your own kind of Jesavelle!

When in doubt, search for your Jesavelle.

by anonymous June 8, 2021