jestersong

A stupid little trickjumping dinosaur who maybe loves splatoon too much

Jestersong is, contrary to popular belief, actually not an asshole

by strange1112222333 w5434 June 10, 2025

Piss jitters

When you have been needing to pee but you neglect going, resulting in you shaking uncontrollably in short bursts.

I needed to urinate so badly that i got the piss jitters, i looked like Michael J Fox.

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

Jiggley Jitters

To be scared or panicked at the most inopportune time.

I was in the middle of taking a dump when a giant spider started climbing up my shoe and I had an attack of the jiggley jitters.

by Heifer Dust December 10, 2017

Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

Performance Jitters

It's a case of the jitters (usually to men) right after sex usually when full of testosterone

My boyfriend fucked me hard as fuck last night, and after I noticed he had managed to get performance jitters after he came inside me.

by Sh4d0w_Antrax1 February 22, 2023

Pre Pussy Jitters

Also known as PPJ, the feeling of getting nervous or wanting to back out of getting pussy that you have never got before, (a girl you never fucked before)

Mike: yo what's wrong?
John: i don't I'm about to smash this chick I never smashed before and I'm nervous
Mike: ahhh you got the pre pussy jitters

by Halvworld July 31, 2020

Below Zero Jitters

Anxiety that starts in North Dakota winters when the sun starts going down, the temperature dives, and it's a 50/50 chance if your furnace will keep your house warm because it's too cold for it to function properly.

Now that the sun is going down, it's about time to close the shades and put up the window blankets to try calm my below zero jitters.

by Emjoallen January 10, 2022