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Jingle Jerk

A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.
"Man, here comes the Jingle Jerk, always selling that overpriced ice cream. Their jingle is so annoying! Get out of my neighborhood!"
by MclarenF1CMS July 28, 2009
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Gypsy jingle

When after masturbating 7 or 8 times in a row, a high, annoying whistle, to the tune of the ROCKY theme song, emits from a cock, followed by a strong stream of blood clots and urine.
This happened to Bono after he kissed a six year old orphan boy. After, he said "that, little orphan boy, is a Gypsy Jingle."
by wordMan44 February 21, 2011
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fuck jingler

A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.
Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!

Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.
by JakE May 21, 2007
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Jingleberries

When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.
Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.

Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?
by The Creek 31 February 27, 2011
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Jankles

When a girl gets fucked until she has jizz laden ankles.
I fucked Chrissy so hard last night, I gave her jankles.
by Evil Buddha January 11, 2008
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Jinked

verb:

The unkempt or askew manner of a material object. Particularly that of clothing, wires, and other easily tangled or otherwise messed up items.

Often used in conjunction with "all" and "up".
Wait a second, my coat's all jinked up.

Fuck, my headphones are jinked up.

We can't sleep in that tent, look at how jinked it is.
by Boxling December 8, 2009
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Jingle the Wizard

Is a term for tsking a piss. Also can be used in a more sexual way for male ejaculation
Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!

John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.

He jingled his wizard all night long
by coolguy2121 May 10, 2009
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