Jim

the perfect man. A Jim enjoys coffee, beer, cigarettes, and killing Nazi zombies. He knows how to use a sword, namely, Sting. He is handsome, loyal, romantic, talented, old, and genuine. He has an awesome girlfriend who loves him more than anything in the world.

"Dude, Jim's girlfriend is awesome!"
"I know! She must be a Charlotte."

by charliegonebad February 5, 2010

jimming

To take someone away from a larger group of people so that you can talk to them about something private.

Jim had never been jimmed before. It was a very strange experience to watch his friends jimming him.

by Loveryoudonthavetolove December 26, 2007

The Jim

The new word all the lazy kids use instead of the john so that they can confidently say they hit the gym that morning.

I've been able to hit the jim consistently every morning.

by toolazytocomeupwithagoodname November 10, 2019

Jim

Someone who is extremely disappointed in all the people that earned him the horrible definitions.

GET BETTER OTHER JIMS

I am VERY disappointed in the Jims.

by Disappointed21009 December 3, 2018

The Jim

Directly after having sex with your sister you shit the bed

I just pulled the jim last night (jimmy gaus)

by Gracegaus27 August 18, 2016

Jim

Jim

"Jim is Jim"
"Jim is nothing and all"
"Jim is the darkness if the night and the light of the sun"

by DoctorJimtheJim August 27, 2018

Jimming

When a person pictures a man in leather to ejaculate successfully.

John: So you don't masturbate?
Ernesto: Nope. I like Jimming to music from Top Gun.

by Unilla5 July 10, 2017