Jizz wall wiper

Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.

I am Andrew and I am a Jizz Wall Wiper

by j_ball13 November 23, 2011

Jizz

The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.

Girl: I want to see you jizz.

Guy: Well come over here and beat my meat for me.

Girl: OK!!!

by AceSpaDes80 August 1, 2011

jizz bucket list

A list of people or things you want to jizz on before you die. Upon completion of the list, the jizzer commonly proceeds to jizz on the list itself.

Dude, I jizzed on the Eiffel Tower. Now I can cross that one off my jizz bucket list.

by Bakela February 27, 2008

Jizz Sweats

To abstain from masturbation or sex for such a long time that you start sweating semen.

After abstaining for 7 days Jimmy awkwardly got the Jizz sweats at Grandma's house.
blue balls semen meat sweats cum sweats

by Peggyatthestar January 26, 2015

Jizz Drop

when a guy cums inside a woman and over the next few hours it comes out of her and usually has a pugent odour

"I hate having sex without a condom, I hate jizz drop!"

by Heilds July 25, 2009

Jizz-berries

testicles; AKA your balls

America's Funniest Home Videos is just a bunch of dudes getting hit in the jizz-berries.

Every time I hear that song "Baby" I just wanna kick Justin Beaver square in the jizz berries.

by Mr.Dr. Professor Chester July 15, 2010

Jizzasaur

A dinosaur that dates back to 10000 BC. The Jizzasaur is a loaded animal. It's made up off 82.7% Jizz. It has been described to look like a giant sack which may be pink or glowing blue. The jizzasaur is a friendly animal if the sack remains pink. If the jizzasaur holds out to long with its lover the sack becomes blue. When this happens the jizzasaur is a very dangerous creature. It may drown you in a sea full of jizz.

Dude look at my jizzamon card. It looks like that dinosaur we learned about in history the jizzasaur.

Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.

by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010