jargon

meaningless talk, unnesesary

you would not use the word jargon in a sentence, it's a literary term. Its used to describe

by thaj November 19, 2006

jargon

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Omg I Wish I Was Jargon!

by Jargon January 4, 2004

jargon monger

someone who either without realizing or intentionally uses big words that are specific to a particular field in order to seem smart.

teacher: so if you get the reciprocal of cotangent you will get tangent which is equivalent to sine divided by cosine and from there you can continue to simplify the trigonomic expression.

student: this teacher is a total jargon monger, he may as well be speaking french.

by foresaken_tar_shed April 4, 2011

Jargon Vomit

When someone uses large words and technical terms to confuse people into believing they are smarter or more advanced understanding of something, even when the words they say when combined really have no meaning or basis in fact.

The mechanic was explaining what was wrong with the car but I believe it was nothing but jargon vomit.

by Torqued E September 2, 2013

Jargonium

Radioactive element named after the late Jacob Larson. Its accidental discovery is widely known to have caused him fatal rectal hemorrhaging. Jacob's last words where a collection of inaudible jargons such as "Yugamo" "Aigheee!" and "Imgaaaeey" hence the name Jargonium

Symbol JG

A Jargonium atom has 92 protons and 99 electrons, of which 7 are valence electrons

That Jargonium sure fucked up Jake Larson.

by A very smart chemist December 3, 2013

Jargon Buster

A general term pseudonym for a man or woman who ridicules those who reserve their human rights because those who reserve their human rights cannot be commercially violated. One who chooses leaders for others, preferring the safety of a controlled, slave state.

Jargon Busters are unable to procure anything from others in honourable ways because those who can't or won't respect personal human rights are abusive people and do not know or trust that an honourable negotiation and agreement is possible.

human being: I want to know how to protect my children/property/body from being unlawfully violated by those who are hired to keep the peace but who are instead are working in the pay of treasonous defacto "authority figures"

Jargon Buster: you must be a freeman on the land, therefore you deserve to have your life taken from you.

by Medicine Woman May 30, 2011

jargon file

www.catb.org/jargon, the world's greatest collection of geek slang.

I heard the word "bagbiter" the other day, so I went to the Jargon File to look it up.

by Lady Csyde January 8, 2004