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Half Japanese Girls

They do it to me everytime.
"Goddamn You Half Japanese Girls"
"the redhead said you shred the cello."
"and I'm jello, baby."
by Teaton April 9, 2009
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japanese face mask

A seris of cum from multiple sources alloted all over a girls face until her face resembles japanense face paint primarly female face paint.
So when Gus came home and he had that bag of hot arby's it brought back a memory of when he asked a girl if she wanted to clear some acne with a japanese face mask ;)
by Broc Nielsen October 12, 2009
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Japanese Soft Serve

The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.
Bro, that Japanese Soft Serve we saw last night was inspiring...

Yeah Bro...
by ZeDairyFairy February 22, 2011
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Japaneasy

A game or task that is virtually impossible for anyone in the world to win/do, but is easy for a Japanese person to do.
I can't even win Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (for NES) by cheating, but Takahashi won it in 20 minutes.
by Adrian June 18, 2004
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Japanese Kiss

A kiss where tongues are active and moving fast (unlike French kissing) and the chin always gets wet after the kiss (and sometimes the nose too). Lots of saliva involved, and typically lasts half an hour or more. Breast fondling sometimes included.
I walked up to my friend's mother and gave her a Japanese kiss. Ohhh, so good.
by Babies porn July 11, 2014
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Japanesey

A playful word used to describe something Japanese; Not to be taken seriously.
"you're easy breezy and i'm japanesey"
~ Lyric from Utada's English debut album "Exodus"
by Linari April 19, 2006
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Japanese Hot Tub

After a heavy night at the sushi buffet, Yoshi and Tanaka took to the Japanese Hot Tub to relieve a few bubbles.
by Jeff Ashley November 8, 2011
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