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jamestache

When a person, usually a guy, but girls have them too, hasn't shaved their face and it looks like they have dirt above their lip. Sometimes girls bleech theirs. Mexican children usually have them. James has one. Thats where the name originated.
I'm glad Adam shaved his Jamestache before banquet. He looks better. I wish Jen would realize hers and bleach it.
by Yurine April 25, 2005
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JAMESed

To exaggerate a statement to the point of complete BULL CRAP, followed by a futile attempt of covering up by using random figures, numbers and references.
James- Hey guys I can get you all new airsoft guns. Hey Kayvon want 3 MP5s? Actually no, how about 4 with 3,248 BBs. I get a 97.481% discount and II Sports.
by Amanda_Hugnkiss March 16, 2004
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Jamesway

To be emotionally bankrupt; cordorouy pants.
I bought some Jamesway's at my local cordorouy store.

I lost my pants and now I'm so Jamesway'd.
by Jamesway August 15, 2008
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Jamesway

As noun - Defunct department store known for its impecible corduroy pants and zip binders, appealing to even the most fastidious grammer scholar. It was erroneous.

As verb - 1.To go bankrupt, or go be subject to long and arduous process of obtaining a certz mintz. (In the sense of bankrupcy, its usage likes that of "chapter elevened.")

2. The precocious development of a progamete into one or many spermatoza. The resulting spermatoza thinks he is hot shit and tries to woo the ovule with his long rat tale and alcohol abuse. He is many times granted the epithet The "Bruise-ster/Bruised-her" Brewster, or in scientific nomenclature The "Polythoiester" Brewster
"Lil' Bin keeps goin n gitting her nails did n'had to jamesway after her hub left her in search of certz mintz. Por eso, ha jameswido tambien.

My girlfriend Tammy and I went 2 Jamesway cuz we needed some quality zip binders. I bought her many because we can't make spermatoza good. I jamesway.

Fig.
That boy is a cold hard killer. If I didn't know any better I'd say he was completely emotionally jameswayed.
by Roxxxy Rush December 14, 2008
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Jamesway

As noun - Defunct department store known for its impecible corduroy pants and zip binders, appealing for even the most fastidious grammer scholar. It was erroneous.

As verb - 1.To go bankrupt, or go be subject to long and arduous process of obtaining a certz mintz. (In the sense of bankrupcy, its usage likes that of "chapter elevened.")

2. The precocious development of a progamete into one or many spermatoza. The resulting spermatoza thinks he is hot shit and tries to woo the ovule with his long rat tale and alcohol abuse. He is many times granted the epithet J. Bruise-ster/Bruised-her Brewster, or in scientific nomenclature J. "Polythoiester" Brewster
"Lil' Binski keeps goin n gitting her nails did n' dun had to jamesway after his wife left him in search of certz mintz. Por eso, ha jameswido tambien.

My girlfriend Tammy and I went 2 Jamesway cuz we needed some quality zip binders. I bought her many because we cannot make good babies, as I jamesway constantly.

Fig.
That boy is a cold hard killer. If I didn't know any better I'd say he was completely emotionally jameswayed.
by Roxxxy Rush December 14, 2008
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Jamesey

It seems that today you're acting very jamesey.
by beanieboox April 9, 2016
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Jamesamos

A stupid homosexual who can't satisfy a woman. This definition is derived from the combined definitions of "james" and "amos".
Your a real Jamesamos, Joe - your such a homo and always get a numb sausage around women.
by The Hex December 25, 2008
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