jager monster

when you get way drunk and make major mistakes from drinking jagermeister.

Dude the Jager Monster got me last night. Or come help me kill this Jager Monster in my Freezer.

by Sun Raindrop March 5, 2010

Jagerball

The greatest drink ever invented. Half jagermeister, half fireball. It is exploding in popularity on the West Coast and will surely become an international sensation. Invented on a chilly San Francisco evening and eternalized in glory after a rambunctious night out.

I remember the good old days when only people on the contract knew what a jagerball was and we would consume one on a weekly basis with a nice cold / occasionally warm Tecate.

by Firemeister June 11, 2016

conversation jailer

One who won't stop talking, typically in a social scene. The type of person you make up an excuse to get away from.

Sorry I wasn't back earlier, but that conversation jailer Eddie wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by Drparty November 9, 2008

jager bandit

a member of a hardcore jager drinking gang, that goes out on the weekends and drinks jager bombs tell he blacks out and rages all night. fights on a weekend bases.

jager bandits party hard, and dont remember shit

by jdog32 May 13, 2010

jagerbar

Some sort of werebear which can transform between a human being and a bear or a grizzly. Cited from The Grimm's Fairy Tales.

- "D' you see that creature over there? !"
- "Geez, what's that? "
- "I think it's a jagerbar! "

by Martin.Chan January 1, 2012

Jagermergency

A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate and liberal application of Jagermeister.

Get me to the bar, it's a jagermergency!

by CDanger April 7, 2012

Jägerbitch

Jäger in a shot glass dropped into a tall glass containing a 50/50 mix of beer and Red Bull. A more epic (more alcoholic) version of the Jägerbomb! Fun! Highly chuggable.

Alternative method of preparation: gently pour one shot's worth of ice cold Jägermeister on top of a wide glass containing a 50/50 mix of ice cold and foamy beer and Red Bull ==> you'll get a layered/gradient Jägerbitch. That's how I like my Jäger, bitch!

Example conversation:
Waitress: "What can I get y'all?"
Average Joe: "I'd like a Jägerbitch!"
Waitress: "Whoa hold it right there, are you calling me a b*tch?!"
Average Joe: "By no means, I'm merely referring to this awesome new drink! It's one shot of Jäger dropped into a 50/50 mix of glacial-friggin-cold beer and red bull."
Waitress: "I like your style. Coming right up."

To unwind after work, I like to have myself a Jägerbitch.

by Jeraen July 24, 2014