Jakob

Jakob is a lil fag boy who pisses himself 7 times in one night!
Ofter has very little friends and has a 80% chance of being gay!

Lol you piss your pants you must be a jakob

by Oder the Ogar January 18, 2020

Jakob

A horrible attempt at making the popular name "Jacob" different

"The name Jacob is used too much honey, we should name him Jakob"

by Sparrowed May 12, 2023

Jakob

Jakob is defined by a huge penis. His compares with horse dicks

Girl: U've seen Jakobs dick?
Girl2: Ye its sooo fucking big

by UrMomGay1120 November 23, 2021

Jakob

Eine Person mit einem Pimmel im Gesicht

Hat die zu betrachtende Person einen Pimmel im Gesicht, dann kann man diese als Jakob klassifizieren.

by TheGuyWithTheGuy December 03, 2018

Jakob

Jakobs are rather mysterious creatures with a rather mysterious and distinct smell. If you come across a Jakob who has recently drank V8 or eaten peanuts, prepare for odorization.

"You smell like a total Jakob."

"Watch out, he smells like a Jakob."

by poopadoopadoo December 07, 2011

Jakob

Jakob is super adorable and is a huge stoner and loves weed all the girls like him and he is most likely to date an allie or someone that starts with A he has the biggest heart and is super kind

Wow did you see that hot stoner I bet he’s a jakob

by Allison_is_cool910 November 30, 2019

jakobables

the best youtuber ever

me: go sub to jakobables
some dumbass: no
me: *SLOWLY KILLS THAT DUMBASS*

by KGamer On YT September 10, 2019