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Jakob is someone who is super intelligent. This may seem like a good thing at first, but a Jakob is a person who will throw the fact that he is intelligent in your face at every opportunity, becoming increasingly annoying until you want to beat the hell out of them and throw them into an open grave. Jakobs are usually ginger, with extraordinarily large glasses, and have no soul. They are also extremely socially awkward. Rumor has it that the Zodiac Killers real name was Jakob. They have no morals, and their only rules in life are to make life as miserable as possible. If you ever meet a Jakob, either execute them immediately or run away as fast as humanly possible.
Jakob is a jackass.
Jakob by Ujiyasu Suekata November 14, 2018
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Jakobs are bitches that like to talk to more than one girl at a time and doesn't know when to give up on asking a girl for nudes. Jakobs just don't understand the meaning of no! If your looking for a relationship don't go for a Jakob and if you do good luck!
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Jakob cheated on me with three girls
Jakob by woofwoofbarkwoof June 1, 2018
Your mom is a Jakob...
Jakob by Legion of Chicken January 20, 2009
He is a creep who will follow u around at school who thinks you like him when you don’t. He will get to stalker lvl 10000 and it’s to the point where your scared to be near him. He also likes to send anonymous messages to u saying it’s not him even tho u know it’s him. Sometimes you just need to get away from him
Oof there’s a Jakob over there
Jakob by Syders999 May 27, 2018
Weird guy with bad personality. Tends to hang out at his house and eats weird foods. Jakob’s also have very weird friend groups and is a simp.
We should hang out with Jakob!

No, he’s with a weird person.
Jakob by Ok121413 March 26, 2020
Some annoying boy in my art class😂😂😂
Jakob:throws a paper ball at me

Brianna:rolls eyes
Jakob by Idcughh May 20, 2018
An absolute fucking faggot
Yo that kid Jakob is such a dumbass
Jakob by Ehope4.21 September 23, 2018