Jakob

An amazing friend who will always be there for you, whether your low or happy. He loves to laugh, he's extremely athletic, cute in every single way. Humble, not caught up by what everybody else is doing. Has good manners, comes from a good family. Jakobs are awesome, and differ from Jacobs. They always are nice to everyone, do not judge, and an all around good person. Anyone lucky enough to know a Jakob is blessed, especially one in particular.

He's such a Jakob. I wish I was as cool as him.

by ILUVYOUJAKOB September 29, 2011

Jakeb

someone who is very intelligent. gets lots of ladys. is good at games such as fifa and fortnite. is really fast and kind.
has lots of muscles

damn jakeb is so cool

by DABBER9000 March 20, 2018

Jakob

someone that hates school or work, is lazy, but a great guy

hey did you see jakob at the mall yesterday?

by BobTheWhiteBlackandGreyCat October 8, 2018

jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

by Halenay July 30, 2006

Jakob

A guy with a very huge penis.

Guy: See that guy Jakob??
Girl: Yeah, and his penis is soooo huge

by Chickencore March 10, 2018

Jakob

Jakob is a really fucking hot and attractive guy, he has an amazing personality and is funny. He isnt buff, but he is very fit and sporty. He often has blue eyes and blonde hair. He is much rarer than a Jacob and as his name implies, he is protected by god - meaning “may God protect".
Every girl wants him and wants to talk to him but he doesn't care for most of them. He is a real homie and will never abandon his bros.

Girl: God i love Jakob
Girl 2: Yea he is sooooo hot and smart.

by Jakob.0.0.0 December 4, 2020

jakobsdal

A real askar neighberhood with the best places for shesh sessions. Its located in linköping and is 10X more dangerous than any other place in sweden. The queen of england once spoke out about how beautiful the nature and the surroundings are but how the death rate was so high duo to shootings. Jakobsdal carry some of the smartest children and they once built an entire amusmentpark from only a piece of glas and a rubberband. Jakobsdal represent all types of people from different backgrounds but not eparaggare bc they are seen as disgusting and are being hunted down and killed on sight. Jakobsdal is a place for all, periodtttt

hi wanna go to jakobsdal?
yeah i have a fat joint i wanna smoke near the water

by kahpetchino March 13, 2021