by Fidget spinner licker October 20, 2020
Get the Jaguar Cock mug.This is a jag often referred to as the poor mans jag. It is a load of crap that offers no luxury and is at heart a Ford Mondeo under the hood. People who buy this car are definitely trying to compensate for penis size but don’t have the proper money to do so… *cough* *cough* T *cough* *cough*
Women -“Omg is that a Jag”
Chapman -“Yea a Jaguar XE, sexy isn’t it”
Women -“Oh and XE…ummm…sorry I don’t date small (minded) men”
Chapman -“Yea a Jaguar XE, sexy isn’t it”
Women -“Oh and XE…ummm…sorry I don’t date small (minded) men”
by BigCockDynamite June 13, 2021
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A British car company whose repair frequency record improves the most since the day Ford acquired it.
by Mishirou|Insane August 29, 2003
Get the Jaguar mug.A wealthy, classy, sharp, handsome older man.
Or a good looking older man.
In relation to the vehicle: sleek, clean, classic cars.
In relation to the animal: an opportunistic, stalk and hunt predator.
Or a good looking older man.
In relation to the vehicle: sleek, clean, classic cars.
In relation to the animal: an opportunistic, stalk and hunt predator.
"Check out that jaguar!"
"Check out that jag!"
Examples of jaguars:
Bradley Cooper, Paul Walker, Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise, George Clooney, etc.
"Check out that jag!"
Examples of jaguars:
Bradley Cooper, Paul Walker, Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise, George Clooney, etc.
by criszilla September 28, 2013
Get the Jaguar mug.by Anonymous November 4, 2002
Get the Jaguar mug.The male equivalent of a cougar (for the uneducated, it's an older man who is into much younger women)
by KrispyKam March 23, 2022
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Going on the reputation of the automotive brand.
the Jaguar (he/she) is a stunning example of a man/woman, you love to ride it and sometimes ride it hard and you take huge pride in having it in your life. You care for it more than you should.
But you know eventually, it’s going to go wrong, cost you a fortune, fall apart quicker than it was put together and eventually bankrupt you.
An expensive hobby, just like the car.
Going on the reputation of the automotive brand.
the Jaguar (he/she) is a stunning example of a man/woman, you love to ride it and sometimes ride it hard and you take huge pride in having it in your life. You care for it more than you should.
But you know eventually, it’s going to go wrong, cost you a fortune, fall apart quicker than it was put together and eventually bankrupt you.
An expensive hobby, just like the car.
by BigTruckerMJ March 2, 2023
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