Jackwagon

Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.

Wow get up off the couch your being a pussy ass bitch and you havn't done shit all day. Why don't you put down that chocolate milk and stop being such a feg. At least get high our do something.Your being a complete Jackwagon.

by Oberdale May 26, 2011

jackpagne

a drink mixture of jack daniels and champagne

At new years, we were drinking jackpagne

by bobhizzle January 21, 2006

Jackwagon

Person who murders a moose in the Black Hills.

Some Jackwagon poached the moose.

by MandoBlackhills May 13, 2011

jackball

Can be used as a verb, meaning the deliberate act of taking or stealing. A jackball is a small "victory" for the jackballER and an annoyance to the jackballEE. It can often be advantageous for the jackballER to appear unaware of the jackball if noticed or confronted.

That lady jackballed my spot in line!

If this guy gets up, jackball his seat.

by n8dizzle December 9, 2008

jackbass

Basically means Jackass, except insinuates beastiality, as it also means that one would like to jack a bass.

Go away, you farking jackbass

by Punboy December 28, 2003

jackwagon

(V). having sex with someone who is 50 years your younger/elder

Bros, Willie totally got jackwagoned by Smitty's grandma after she roofied his 4 loco

by jackwagoner December 1, 2010

JackWagon

Noun. The wagon that picks you up and takes you to Jack-in-the-Box.

Leroy "Man, I'm so hungry. I got a hankering for a Jumbo Jack."

Terry "Yo, me too. Where's that JackWagon at? I gotta get my grub on!"

by ElVagabundo December 13, 2010