Itch In My Ditch

An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...

I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...

by slamhounder August 5, 2010

Itch it or Bitch it

A theory of conflict which purports that, when faced with an interpersonal conflict, one can choose to 1.) confront the person directly (i.e., "itch it") or choose to complain about the conflict to those who can do nothing to change it (i.e., "bitch it"). Similar to Fight vs. Flight.

Home girl fell pray to the itch it or bitch it phenomenon; she can go on and keep telling her cousin about it, but what she needs to do is talk with dude, feel me!?

by Phatad December 5, 2011

itch and sniff

when someone itches themselves in their genitals then is curious of what it smells like so you smell your fingers afterwards

oh my lord!! i just saw Julia itch her vagina then smell her fingers!! we should call her itch and sniff

by yung savage grl February 17, 2018

Itch to scratch

1. A slang phrase for female masturbation. (When a female masturbates the hand formation looks like they are scratching an itch.)

I think ima go home I have an itch to scratch.

by Anon76152098 October 10, 2008

itch disappointment

1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.

Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 13, 2011

Itch With A Capital B

The phrase 'Itch With A Capital B' is often used to describe rude, offensive and annoying, normally quite popular, teenage girls. The phrase is often shortened to 'Itch' which gives the user a sense of security. They can even say, within earshot of the 'Itch With A Capital B', that she feels 'Itchy' around said 'Itch With A Capital B'. The phrase may be shortened even further to simply 'I'. The phrase is referring to, subtly, to a Bitch. It's a kinder phrase and whilst the 'Itch' works out what it means, it gives the user a head start to escape.

One may use the phrase in such examples:
"That girl is such an Itch With A Capital B!"
"That Itch over there, she just offended my brother, I heard her!"
"We, the non-popular girls are sticking together against them evil Is!"

"Could you be more of an Itch With A Capital B?"

by YoHatersImShortGetOverIt September 5, 2011

itch thought

Whenever you can't remember a thought and it bothers you.

I have a itch thought and it's driving me crazy.

by Titus Arillius September 21, 2017