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Pinchus Interruptus

That moment when you are finally relaxed on a public toilet, enjoying the solitude and just about to pinch off a brewing turd, when someone else bursts into the lavatory to piss, shit or wash there hands. Pinchus Interruptus usually results in a full on defecatory hold pattern, or mid-release pinch or severe turtling effect until all other parties leave and perfect release conditions are restored.
I never use the 12th floor men’s room to shit on a Monday morning. All that NFL activity on Sunday creates the perfect environment for Pinchus Interruptus.

My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 21, 2018
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IM Interruptus

When you're typing and an IM window pops up, hijacking your thoughts and you end up typing something totally irrelevant in the IM window.
I was writing a report on the mating habits of the Himilayan Wildebeast when I got IM Interruptus... I accidentally called my girlfriend a "large hairy mammal" on IM
by Eric Jackson April 4, 2006
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coitus interruptus

latin- the act of removing the penis from the vagina right before ejaculation commences
Last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.
by Ronald Yum May 29, 2003
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interrupting rapist

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
Moo!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gir---
*stick your tongue out*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting slo---
*slowly move arm forward sticking out three fingers*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting star---
*slam open hand in the other person's face*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting rapist.
Interrupting rap---
*slowly slide hand up the other person's thigh (being careful to not get slapped with a sexual harrassment charge)*
by S. Pap. and Lover. April 23, 2006
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Soccer Interruptus

To follow the "2010 World Cup Football Matches South Africa" by Twitter.
A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"
by rperazag June 21, 2010
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IMterruption

When trying to do anything online and people continue to instant message you, interrupting your viewing.
I was Google image searching "seventeen" when Chris kept instant messaging me and making me lose my grip. Chris is always causing IMterruptions.
by Dr.Rob Jones October 11, 2008
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intereruption

This is when you are just about to get off, and something or someone interrupts you. Giving you a horrific case of blue balls/pink ovaries.
Sweet holy fuck! I was just about to erupt, when my Grandma came barging into my room. Talk about an unwanted intereruption.
by V Juice July 5, 2009
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