The Internet

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by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

the internet

A very bad idea. Trust me.

Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.

by istancow August 3, 2010

Internet

The greatest source of stupidity in the universe.

Internet guy #1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about!
Internet guy #2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC
Internet guy #3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY
B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW.
Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed!"..."NOT NOW MOM!!! PLEASE!!" *cries*

by Some dumb guy August 28, 2010

internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

interneteer

One who is good at the internet. For example, you can find quality links, something funny, good songs.

To be a great interneteer you have to be able to provide something (site, vid, etc.) without much conscious thought.

It's not uncommon for an interneteer to earn many Internets on a daily basis.

You: I'm bummed out. Got something funny?

Me: Check this out link here.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I'm the interneteer there.

by Dr. John Eckyll July 15, 2009

Internet

-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 27, 2009

Internet

A vaste world full of scams, Clickbait ,dumb ads, games,pornography and other crap like social media.

It only works if you have WIFI.
For nerds its a global computer that providing a variety of information like math 1+1=2.

WARNING ITS ADDICTIVE

Person A: Do you have internet
You :no

Person A: YOU ARE A A** HOLE

by Phibun July 25, 2020