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internal fart

A fart that is denied acces into the world so in retaliation it runs back into your colon screaming,"I hate you!"
We know this diolouge as the sound of an internal fart.
As a fart tried to slip past my anus I refused to let it fly. It then turned into an internal fart.
by Fart Connoisseur November 19, 2013
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internal screaming

When someone seems to be content and has a normal expression, but in reality they are silently screaming for reasons like boredom, anger, fear, etc.
1. Doing internal screaming can happen when you see something extremely cringeworthy
2. The lesson was so fucking boring that i had to internally scream
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International Baccalaureate

Because of the International Baccalaureate program, I am constantly stressed out, am missing out on the "best years of my life", and rarely have a weekend to have fun with friends due to the insane amounts of homework assigned. I also feel that it's all for naught.
by JamieJustice September 24, 2006
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International Pig Tail Day

Day in which girls wear their hair up in pigtails in celebration. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. and August 9th in Europe.
International Pig Tail Day is being celebrated in Ireland in 2014 on 9th August.
by World Hallmark August 5, 2014
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Toastmasters International

A non-profit organization developing public speaking and leadership skills through practice and feedback in local clubs since 1924.

This has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with an international legion of superheroes that control toast in any of its forms.
Girl that runs up waving a Toastmasters International pen: "Toastmasters... International. Wait for it, it'll all make sense. They're a team of superhumans that control TOAST! Isn't that AWESOME?"

You: "No. It won't. That's not what they are."
by KowwsRule April 22, 2011
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International Baccalaureate

Ah, the IB. First off, know that students who have lived through this torturous academic programme (by which all moral and ethical codes are violated) will be viable candidates for the local loony bin. This malicious and significantly sadistic programme is aimed to crucify even the most academically gifted students internationally, and typically transforms once creative and intelligent teenagers into braindead vegetables suffering from crippling levels of anxiety and insomnia; students are typically known to exude either arrogance of the grandest magnitude, or non-existing levels of self-esteem/confidence. Arguably so, a beneficial side-affect of the IB is the mastery of bullshitting your way through and out of any situation humanly possible.
The International Baccalaureate programme is also commonly referred to as 'Hell', and the typical IB student is commonly described as neurotic, and may be referred to as a veteran.

**side note, IB students are also commonly moulded into Grammar Nazis

"I... I like pain." - said the IB student (most likely in their second year, now immune to all forms of trauma and deprivation)
by GenZGrammarNazi November 8, 2019
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internalized oppression

Zarna Joshi is the founder of the internalized oppression meme, thought h3h3 productions got the meme started
by brendons_forehead November 5, 2016
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