The things a man does to keep his woman satisfied, so she won't be tempted by another man or just leave him flat-out. Included but not limited to her emotional, sexual, and financial desires.
"I brought home flowers and candy for my lady last night, then took her out to dinner. It's all part of the premium I pay for my wife insurance."
by dipsys November 1, 2014
Get the wife insurance mug.someone who can't pay their own car insurance so they go on someone else's and will do anything to get car insurance because they can't pay for their own. Somebody who sleeps with somebody to get car insurance
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First using a glitch to clone your pokemon/items,
and then trading the clones to another game cartridge... just in case
the internal battery should ever run dry, or the game breaks.. etc.
Could also be referred to as making a backup cartridge.
and then trading the clones to another game cartridge... just in case
the internal battery should ever run dry, or the game breaks.. etc.
Could also be referred to as making a backup cartridge.
by lolicakes October 30, 2010
Get the Pokemon insurance mug.An agreement reached between at least 2 people meaning that in the case one of them fails to get lucky, the other one will provide them with the desired service (usually intercourse).
Having someone ready to fall back on should one not be able to get laid. This can be a friend, a f*** buddy, a partner in an open relationship, a sex acquaintance, etc. Problems often arise when 2 people both have sex insurance with each other, and only one gets laid, or one takes out too many sex insurance policies ie. sex insurance with too many people.
Having someone ready to fall back on should one not be able to get laid. This can be a friend, a f*** buddy, a partner in an open relationship, a sex acquaintance, etc. Problems often arise when 2 people both have sex insurance with each other, and only one gets laid, or one takes out too many sex insurance policies ie. sex insurance with too many people.
1 - Amanda had a hot date last night, but the loser said that he "had to be up early" the next morning and left her without any action. Luckily Amanda had agreed with her friend Steve that they would provide sex insurance to each other, and since Amanda was in the mood, she called Steve up when her date left and they slept together.
2 - Mike and Ted happened to not pick up any chicks at the bar last Saturday. Luckily for Mike his sex insurance partner also had no luck that night and he called her on the way home to hook up with her.
2 - Mike and Ted happened to not pick up any chicks at the bar last Saturday. Luckily for Mike his sex insurance partner also had no luck that night and he called her on the way home to hook up with her.
by amazinglywisestreetintellectual April 6, 2008
Get the sex insurance mug.The chocolate factory (as in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) of the law profession, where desperate attorneys work for a pittance, like Oompa Loompas working for cacao beans. Except in Insurance Defense, the attorneys don't smile and sing happy songs.
I went to a ttt, and now I do insurance defense. In a sad and cruel twist of fate, I can't even afford the insurance rates of my own clients, so my teeth are rotting away, and the pinched nerve in my groin is making me incontinent.
by Sir Humps a Lot February 7, 2007
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Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants
by fauxphantom1 November 22, 2011
Get the poop insurance mug.Similar to joke insurance, facebook insurance is the mutual agreement to like/ comment on a friend's facebook status regardless of what it is, it is usually used to lessen the embarassment of having a really unsuccessful/boring status.
A friend will like/comment on your status, and you return the favour when they post a status, regardless if you have any interest to it.
A friend will like/comment on your status, and you return the favour when they post a status, regardless if you have any interest to it.
Sharon is sitting down
*John likes this*
Person 1: Whoa Sharon and John totally have facebook insurance...
Person 2: Totally
*John likes this*
Person 1: Whoa Sharon and John totally have facebook insurance...
Person 2: Totally
by Latem September 1, 2009
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