Penial Ingestion

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.

"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"

by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006

Gay Inception

When a man, who is supposedly gay, is secretly straight and uses his gay cover to get close to girls and then pounces with heterosexuality. Some times called "Closet straight." Called gay inception because it is somewhat confusing, like the 2010 movie.

Jake- "Dude did you hear? Tim used the gay inception move on Jenny and he totally scored."

Matt- "Damn. I have to try that sometime."

by Phat Boii February 22, 2011

Hot Beef Injection

Having sex with a girl. Coined by John Bender (Judd Nelson) in "The Breakfast Club"

C'mon, sport, level with me...you slip her the hot beef injection?

by GlockyBalboa March 1, 2011

East Infection

Term used to describe a condition in a resort community where persons from the East Coast have invaded a particular area, town or region and changed the attitudes and living conditions negetively for that area.

Bumper sticker: "My J-Hole Has a East Infection"

by Jib Slice May 11, 2010

beef injection

A term used to describe intercourse, in which the mans "beef" is "injected" into said person's orifice.

A beef injection a day keeps the doctor away!

by [leah] December 28, 2007

heathrow injection

A metaphor for the weight one inevitably gains when one migrates to London for an extended stay. It is attributable to the face-paced lifestyle that leads one to eating mostly take-away and fast foods.

Person 1: "I reckon i'm getting a little tubby. I think i'm developing love handles."
Person 2: "Yeah well you've been here in London for three months now. That's the heathrow injection right there. I've been here for two years now. Look at this flab on me. I slap it and it makes waves."

by SITS Industries, CEO April 8, 2006