Insta-plays

The large amounts of plays a song gets on your iTunes once you first download the song.

Dude, that song got a bunch of insta-plays when i bought it yesterday.

by TheVasinaShow May 12, 2010

Insta liar

Someone who writes a total lie on Their Instagram post in order to make themselves look better and when you comment on the picture questioning that lie they delete your comments. This person usually thinks they are better than everyone and are just too fabulous and cool. Just plain arrogant.

Liar: I just got 1st place at my tournament!
You: I thought you got second?
Liar: I tied, but stood on second place
You: then you got second...
Liar: deletes comments
(This is a insta liar in action)

by G&Z February 9, 2014

Insta-Cram

Exceeding the socially acceptable amount of posted Instagram images.

"Sorry about the Insta-cram, but you need to see all 38 angles of my baby licking a balloon"

by confuzzled7 December 14, 2014

inktale

An au of Undertale where Sans or as the fandom has nicknamed this Sans 'Ink' is the protector of aus

What's Inktale?
Another au.

by wackycats1012005 September 25, 2017

Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014

Instacum

Instacum, when someone is so attractive/sexy that the second they touch you it makes you instantly cum..

As Stacy's mum handed me a drink her hand brushed against mine, this made me instacum.

by AshAmes August 12, 2012

instabust

Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.

Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?

Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.

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*As you pass a hot girl*

Dude: Instabust!

by SpicyKB October 20, 2007