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backseat coaching

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.
(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.
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backseat jimmy

A 6’1 kid who sits in the back seat and let’s his little sister sit in the front.
Backseat Jimmy is sitting his bum ass in the backseat when no ones in the front.
by TC TC Beep beep December 15, 2017
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backseat coder

Similar to a backseat driver or a backseat gamer.

One who perhaps is partaking in a beta of a computer game or piece of software and tries to advise the software development team on how the software should be written or repaired.

Basically an 'end user' who is not part of the company but has been asked for an opinion or recommendation about the software but then tries to go too far and gives advice on more than he was asked for.
Admin: "Sorry guys but we're working on a fix for the multiplayer problems, there'll be a server reset in 30 minutes"
User: "What was the problem? Did they forget to open the ports? Did they have to update the firmware? Was it a malloc() issue? Did they forget to re-route it via the proxy? Did they forget a header file? Did they integrate the right settings for UDP traffic?"
Admin: "Please, we don't need any backseat coders :) just wait like everyone else"
User: "Aww, I was only interested"
by StANTo May 5, 2006
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Backseat Bullride

While having sex with a girl doggy-style, use one of your hands, and grab on to the opposite boob (left hand right boob, right hand left boob). Then, whisper in her ear, "Your sister likes it this way," and try to hang on for 10 seconds.
Man, I almost did a backseat bullride on my gf last night, I hung on for 9 seconds!
by M_Zizzle April 10, 2010
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Backseat legend

A person who is known for sucking a object shaped like a hot dog in the backseat of a vehicle
Oh look at Emily! She’s a backseat legend
by Huge Jazzz October 17, 2021
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backseat driving

A person who sits in the backseat of someone's car and gives them directions where they should go though the driver already knows where to go and the person in the backseat opinions on where they should go doesn't matter.
Hey man let's go to Mcdonald's no wait let's go to Taco Bell...then my house

Shut up man stop backseat driving me I already know where I am going to go.
by Rustybeartrap May 23, 2011
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Backseat DJ

The bitch in the back seat on a road trip that will not shut the fuck up about what is on the radio but also thinks dance music is required to play no matter what the occasion or where you are going.
backseat DJ: "i wanna shake my booty!!!!"
driver: "shut the fuck up, it's 5a.m. and we are going to the airport."
by John Wesley February 12, 2008
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