Intexticated

Trying to text a message while totally intoxicated. Or TUI-texting under the influence.

example: woman trying to text friend to pick her up as she is intexticated after imbibing large quantites of ETOH

Can u flocs get me 1/2vhour 93 2 pz
PL (. God ce ne pic menup at 13 poop.
Fyked up??????helpp

by cinlou December 20, 2010

Intextuated

At state of euphoric desired for someone you have only communicated with via text or email.

I just can't handle Barry's constant droning about Ms. MyTexts_R_44Ds! Every since she winked at him on MateDate.com he has been "intextuated" with her.

by BarleySnob May 28, 2010

intexticated

distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle

He was intexticated in the worst possible place.

by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2011

Intextificated

When you are already focusing on so many tasks at once that it becomes impossible to text

e.g: "I am intextificated while driving and listening to music at the same time"

by Pixels October 8, 2014

intexticate

Impairment caused by attempting to text while driving (or other activities requiring focus).

The man walked directly into oncoming traffic due to being heavily intexticated. Intoxicated text

by kimsin August 23, 2014

Intextication

The urge and impulse to engage in texting which develops into a vice

She spends her most of the day in intextication rather than interacting with people around her

by DRT Guru February 11, 2021

pervatious intextication

When one is completely preoccupied, intoxicated and engulfed in a massive swarm of sms communications. The topic nine times out of ten being sexual in nature or having such undertones. Sexting of high caliber on a large scale; charting new territories over the digital abyss.

Mike: Did you just see Kory almost run into that lady in the store wearing that intoxicated expression staring at his phone?

D: Ha, yeah pervatious intextication, is quite an entertaining condition to have-much less see in effect..

Mike: Yeah he almost took that poor woman out. Did you see the look on his face when he came to? Looked like he would of if his mom had just caught him balls deep in a cambodian immigrant tied up in their basement.

D: Ah shit thats terrible, man!! thats a little too pervatious even for his taste.

Mike: nah, just sayin..

by Unintentionall Sic-tionary October 4, 2010