Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss

Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*

by Peeong socks is ducky f good July 14, 2022

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

stick my sock in some soup

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed

guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped

by ghostlover3000 September 4, 2020

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020

beat me down to my socks

The loss of all currency one had on them, usually from being robbed or gambling debts.

Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.

by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023