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iron maiden

The absolute best fucking metal band on the face of this planet or any other.

See also: God
Iron Maiden is the whole reason I learned to play guitar.
by n0disguise November 7, 2003
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iron maiden

The biggest metal band on the planet, but I agree, some people just can't appreciate the sheer genius of their music.
The best Iron Maiden song has got to be "Hallowed Be Thy Name".
by vinny October 18, 2003
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Iron Maiden

1) One of the defining bands of Heavy metal through the 80's. Famous for songs such as "Number of the Beast" "Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter" and "2 Minutes to Midnight". They show some of the highest levels of instrumental talent known to Metal. A major inspiration to metal bands through the 90's to present day. They continue to churn out amazing and consistant hits (apart from during the mid 90's). Contrary to popular American belief, they are NOT satanists.
2) A medieval torture and execution device which was made of iron. A person was placed inside the box of the iron maiden while the door (which had impaling spikes on the inside) was closed slowly to to maximise pain and injury, while the prisoner died over the next few hours to few days from their injuries.
1) "I just picked up Iron Maiden's new album, it's amazing!"
2) "Throw him in the Iron Maiden!"
by Burbster November 30, 2003
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iDrone

An Apple fan so indoctrinated to believe the superiority of Apple-brand products that they refuse to see that Apple products are either outdated compared to non-Apple products, overpriced, or often both.
Computer expert: As a rule of thumb, you can buy twice the computer for your money if you build it yourself than if you buy, say, a Dell.
Computer layman: Wow, really?
Interjecting iDrone: Maybe you should try a Mac!
Computer expert: ...Compared to Macs, three times as much computer.
by Madcat221 October 20, 2013
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Ironclad Nads

A dude with a ballsack that's so tight, so taut, it's like a stretched piece of leather. It never hangs and almost appears as if there is no scrotum at all. When seen in porn, one asks "Where's that dude's sack? Ewwwww!"
What's with Roger's man sack? It's like he has a cock only. He's got ironclad nads brooohhh. Those nuts are always taut.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Iron Steamroller

The act of when someone wants to feel what it is like to have sexual intercourse paralyzed, so they purposely crush their legs with a steam roller all the way up to the knee cap then proceeds to have sexual intercourse paralyzed
Last night was amazing, I just did the Iron Steamroller with Judy and it was the time of my life, unfortunately I can't go on the hike with you guys but you have fun
by cum_on_a_broom September 13, 2018
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The Iron Thumb

When a man is performing doggy style on a woman and grips her with his thumb in her anus.
Dude I totally hit Kathleen with the iron thumb last night.
by LordofSex-6969 November 24, 2021
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