Illinois Lane Change

When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

Or

Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

Or

Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.

I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.

by grant6923 February 26, 2011

illidiot

A person who failed the literacy test and is an idiot.

"Doesn't apple have 9 letters in it?"

"You're a fucking illidiot."

by GingerJewRatHallMonitor May 2, 2009

Illisticate

to relentlessly list off a whole bunch of items.

"Man, the conversation was going so good until she decided to illisticate her selfish desires"

by Dayvid. January 1, 2009

tech illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.

Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"

by YearOfTheSnitch July 23, 2019

Illinois Nazi

As featured in the original "Blues Brothers" movie, a more upscale white supremacist without the more obvious traits of Klannish redneckery, such as a thick Southern drawl or rebel flag. Found in New England, the Pacific Northwest, and country clubs everywhere.

Angela dumped me because I wasn't Aryan enough for her xenophobic, Lawrence-Welk-watching pinhead of a father. I can't believe I wasted almost four years of my life on the daughter of an Illinois Nazi.

by Ronagon November 15, 2013

illiteralate

One who does not find it humorous when there words are taken literally instead of figuratively.

Becky: This heat is going to kill me.
Mariam: YOU CAN'T DIE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!
Becky: I didn't mean that literally!
Mariam: Becky is illiteralate

by Mistecho July 25, 2014

Illiuminiumati Bugati

A bugati car that is made out aluminum foil. The car is covered with illuminati symbols especially on the steering wheel. Illuminiumati Bugati can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc. Therefore we call the word an adverbnoun.

Many horny black moms love to see their man roll up in an illiuminiumati bugati.

by ItsyeboiIWILLFOLKSU June 11, 2018