idiotchild

When ones inferior intelligence results in them doing something completely retarded.

Hannah: Oh what the fuck have you done now?! Idiotchild.

by adamisonfire February 19, 2008

Village Idiot

See George W Bush.

In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:
Come the millennium, month 12, in the home of greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader.

by Stoneur August 7, 2003

Worlds Biggest idiot

Donald trump - Widely regarded as the worlds biggest idiot.
In fact a google search of the world idiot returns images of Donald trump.

“Oh look Donald trump has tweeted again, he really is the worlds biggest idiot”

by Icantthinkofanythinggood December 12, 2018

gym idiot

Gym member (or more likely someone on free trial) who is more concerned with satisfying his (sometimes her) ego than doing any serious excercise. Will show off by spending ten minutes setting up the heaviest bench-press he can manage only to do one poor-ass set of three reps. Will vie for attention by constantly complaining that the equipment is too easy, despite the fact he is simply doing two a minute on the heaviest setting for a machine.

Damn, another poser gym idiot.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

smart idiot

Someone who is smart in school, but is dumb in almost all real life situations.

John got an A+ on his math test, later, he bragged about his new iPhone 5S and left his locker unlocked, and it got stolen. what a smart idiot.

by ka6802 November 2, 2013

Orange Idiot

The president of spray tans and a part time U.S leader

Hey did you hear Orange Idiot deleted his Twitter account

by FRads February 5, 2017

Idiot Snakebite

A variation of the traditional "Snakebite" shot, where one licks salt from their hand, takes a shot of tequila and chases with a lime slice.

The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.

Taking an Idiot Snakebite is a clear sign that you've had too much to drink.

by Jazzual October 21, 2013