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Uncle Knuckles

For a female, Uncle Knuckles is the act of allowing an older male, preferably 10-20 years older than herself, to finger bang her pussy.
Hey Donna. What's the matter? You seem like you are day dreaming. Oh I am. I went to a bar last night and had me an Uncle Knuckles. How was it? He said it was finger licking good.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Jack Knuckles

A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.

May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.

My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.

Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
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cum knuckles

when you beat your cock so fucking hard your knuckles are slathered in cum
OMG I had the biggest case of cum knuckles when looking at a picture of ur mom.
by ryangb871 January 20, 2022
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Tommy Tuff Knuckles

Tommy is a bissness man out of NYC. Getting his start by manufacturing 6.5" chains and cables for construction sights. He's a know friend and colleague of Balboni
You guys work with Tommy Tuff Knuckles out of New York City, don't ya?
by Tommy Tuff Knuckles August 29, 2023
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orange as a white girls knuckles

when thots use the fake tan and it gets all in their knuckles. synonymous with 16-20 year old instagram thots from the UK
yo shit dawg that hair is orange as a white girls knuckles
by the nigmaster general September 30, 2020
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knuckles deep

A form of measurement used to determine the size or width of a vagina or anus, or the act of inserting fingers into said orifices. Preceded by a number which indicates how many knuckles.

---It still has not been determined if fisting someone is considered 4 or 5 knuckles deep, as the debate contiunes if the thumb counts as a knuckle
"So last night I was two knuckles deep in this chick's ass..."

"Her pussy was three knuckles deep--pretty impressive."
by Kevin Kugler March 11, 2006
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Trucker's Knuckles

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.
Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
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