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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012
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I've lost interest

- Being or becoming very bored with an over-bearing and/or boring topic of discussion or conversation.
- Losing interest in a trivial discussion or conversation with friends or co-workers.
"I was standing talking to Kevin at the water cooler, and all of the sudden he said "...just never mind, I've lost interest...." and he walked away! WTF?"

"Brian loses interest in topics of discussion very easily, he's always saying "...I've lost interest...." and walks away.
by Poohbah540 July 14, 2014
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I Was Lost

What you tell a search and rescue team when you were drawn away by your child like attention span to the heart of the woods.
"Son, what are you doing staring at the sunset with those drugs in your hands?"
"I was lost"
by vadoubled's March 16, 2010
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I Just Lost The Game

Me: Guess what?
You: What?
Me: The Game!
You: Screw you! I Just Lost The Game!!!
by Joshbray1992 December 25, 2008
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i have lost my sanity

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by Alka__ December 19, 2022
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i just lost

Said when someone remembers the game, loses, and wants to take down any nearby players with them.
Linda: Can you actively try not to think about polar bears?
Rupert: What?
Linda: Like, actively try not to think of them?
Rupert: Oh damn, I just lost
Linda: Wha? Oh, arse, now I have too!
by multi-wall February 24, 2007
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i've lost my appetite

A lofty way to say you'd rather not spend anymore time with your dinner company.
Your dinner date has just revealed that he or she fights dogs on the weekend. You respond with, "I've lost my appetite." And excuse yourself.
by Southern understanding February 7, 2014
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